Campus Life
The forbidden act of walking across this campus landmark, which legend says will cause you to fail your next exam.
Who is Gavin Steger?
The way a sandwich should be
What is Subway? (2001-2015)
What does the command Ctrl + Z usually do?
What is undo?
A multi-billionaire who spends his nights beating up people with mental health issues while dressed as an emo boy
What is Batman?
The name of the mythical underground highway system that allows you to get from Parks Library to the MU without feeling the Iowa Wind Chill.
What are the Steam Tunnels?
"Laissez faire capitalism will not get us across the finish line"
Who is Tanner Tlusty?
Think Outside the Bun
What is Taco Bell? (2001 - 2012)
What does the shortcut Ctrl + Shift + T do?
What is reopening a closed tab?
An elderly man kidnaps a boy scout by attaching 10,000 balloons to his house to avoid a nursing home.
What is UP?
The specific nickname for the "Hilton Magic" inducing dance move performed to a 1992 hip-hop track.
What is the Juicy Wiggle?
"Expecting your academic advisor to help you is like expecting a stripper to love you."
Who is Declan Schatz?
We Love to See You Smile
What is McDonald's? (2000-2003)
What does the shortcut Ctrl + L (in a browser or file explorer) do?
What is highlighting the address bar?
A chef with a severe lack of hygiene infiltrates a restaurant and reminds an emo boy of his childhood.
What is Ratatouille?
What is the Atanasoff-Berry Computer (ABC)?
Who is Ramsey?
It's Good Mood Food
What is Arby's? (2011)
Ctrl + Shift + Alt + Windows Key + L
What is opening LinkedIn?
A series of workplace accidents in a theme park leads to several senior citizens being eaten.
What is Jurassic Park?
These two silent residents of Lake LaVerne were a gift from the class of 1935.
Who is Lancelot and Elaine?
"I'm basically an epic sigma."
Who is Declan Schatz?
Where's the beef?
What is Wendy's? (1984-1986)
What does the command Ctrl + Backspace do?
What is deleting an entire word at once?
A story where the protagonist discovers that love is a quantifiable physical dimension that allows you to haunt your own house.
What is Interstellar?