Forgiveness
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Work-Related Values
Church Ministry
Christian Jokes
100

Jesus told Peter to forgive this many times — a symbolic number.

What is 70 x 7 (or 490)?

100

He defeated Goliath.

Who is David?

100

Colossians 3:23 says we should work with all our heart as if working for this.

Who is the Lord?

100

People who greet, welcome and help with logistics in church services are called this.

What are ushers?

100

Why didn’t they play cards on the ark?

Because Noah was always standing on the deck!

200

On the cross, Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they know not...” what?

What they do.

200

A book in the Old Testament filled with prophetic visions.

Who is Daniel?

200

This fruit of the Spirit helps us stay disciplined in our work.

What is self-control?

200

The ministry that leads worship with instruments and vocals.

What is the Praise & Worship team?

200

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

He was Ruth-less!

300

This parable tells of a son who was forgiven after squandering his inheritance.

What is the Prodigal Son?

300

This woman became a judge of Israel and led them to victory alongside Barak.

Who is Deborah?

300

Paul made tents as a job — this word describes someone who works while doing ministry.

What is a tentmaker?

300

The spiritual gift often used in prayer and healing ministries.

What is discernment (or healing)?

300

Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?

Adam — he was first in the human race!

400

In the Lord’s Prayer, we ask God to forgive us as we do this.

What is “forgive others”?

400

A New Testament woman known for her good deeds and making clothes for others.

Who is Dorcas?

400

Proverbs says this kind of person will stand before kings.

Who is diligent?

400

This ministry helps with sermon slides, sound, and livestreams.

What is MULUS (#bestministry)?

400

Why did Jonah get seasick?

Because he was in deep trouble!

500

This Old Testament king committed adultery and murder, yet God forgave him after his repentance.

Who is David?

500

This man lied about giving all his money from land and was struck dead.

Who is Dathan?

500

Jesus washed His disciples' feet to show this leadership value.

What is servanthood (or servant leadership)?

500

This five-letter word means using your gifts to build up the church.

What is serve?

500

What car did the disciples drive? (the brand)

A Honda — because “they were all in one Accord”!