Doors
Windows
Consultations
Team Knowledge
Lets argue
100

The only door we do not replace.

Garage Doors

100

The thong song

seal

100

Who could be present for this?

Friend, family member, spouse. (all homeowners)

100

We do this when we get hurt

Contact your supervisor

100

I can not afford your windows. 

Our inspections are free.


We make our windows affordable for almost anyone

200

The name of our door line

Ensemble

200

The bottom of a window, often where we put plants

sill

200

VIP status gets you this.

5% off

200

What does nicole tell you to do when a homeowner does not answer.

kick them, fight them, break the window. 


Keep trying :)

200

I am working all week.

We offer Saturday appointments.


We can schedule as late as 6pm most days

300

The windows on either side of an entry door

Sidelights

300

RuPaul tells the losers what?

SASH-ay away!!!

300

How long does this last, and what's in it for me

(659,800 minutesssss)  90 minutes. Full inspection, a complete demonstration of our products, customization opportunities, free quote locked in for a year.

300

How many sets should you get out of 100 interactions

2

300

I like the look of my wood windows. 

We use fibrex which mimics the look of wood but without the drawbacks.

Your wood windows have these issues.....

400

The window on top of an entry door

Transom

400

Rob the jewelry store and tell them what?

"make me a GRILL"

400

Our region's top seller.

Matt Rathbun

400

This is the smallest number of windows/doors we will replace.

1

400

My friend can replace my windows

Your friend does not offer a 20 year warranty. 

Your friend may not have time for you.

Your friend is going to get you cheap plastic windows.

500

speak friend and enter

The door of durin-"mellon"

500

I would hate this in my carpet, but love this on a window.

Stain

500

You already got three, now its time for....

Phase 2

500

Our Sale for this month.

25% off every window (minimum of 4)

500

I am selling my house in 5 years.

Transferable warranty, 2 year no money down no interest no payments, resell value.