EQUINE ESCAPADES
OXY MORONS
THE YEAR IT ALL WENT WRONG
"TRUE" OR "FALSE"
WORDS IN 'CALL OF DUTY'
1

HORSE HOOVES ARE MADE FROM THIS PROTEIN THAT ALSO COMPRISES HUMAN HAIR AND FINGERNAILS

WHAT IS KERATIN?
1

THIS OXYMORONIC DRESS CODE FOR THE OFFICE CAN INCLUDE NEATLY PRESSED TAILORED PIECES BUT NEVER GYM CLOTHES OR BARE MIDRIFFS

WHAT IS BUSINESS CASUAL?

1

THIS STATE'S ZOO FATALLY SHOT AND KILLED THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE A DAY AFTER CELEBRATING IT'S 17TH BIRTHDAY

WHAT IS CINCINNATI

1

AT A TRACK MEET, IT HAPPENS WHEN A RUNNER JUMPS THE GUN

WHAT IS A FALSE START?

1

TO REDUCE THE POPULATION OF A WILD ANIMAL BY SELECTIVE SLAUGHTER

WHAT IS CULL

2

THIS STERILE ZEBROID IS A CROSS BETWEEN A ZEBRA AND A HORSE

WHAT IS A ZORSE?

2

THIS POPULAR FRIED DOUGH COMPANY HAD THEIR SIGN KICKED, AND BROKEN, DURING A WELL KNOWN VINE

WHAT IS KRISPY KREME?

2

THIS SWEETENED BEVERAGE IS THE NAME OF BEYONCE'S HEART WRENCHING ALBUM OVER HER SPOUSE'S ADULTERY

WHAT IS LEMONADE

2

IT’S A CALL TO THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THERE TRULY IS NO FIRE

WHAT IS A FALSE ALARM?

2

A GROUP OF UNIVERSITY DEPARTMENTS CONCERNED WITH A MAJOR DIVISION OF KNOWLEDGE

WHAT IS FACULTY?

3

THIS ORGAN FROM A HORSE WEIGHS APPROXIMATELY 3 TO 4 KILOGRAMS ON AVERAGE

WHAT IS A HEART?

3

A 2015 FILM SET IN THE MIND OF A YOUNG GIRL WHO UNDERGOES DEPRESSION

WHAT IS INSIDE OUT

3

THIS SUS-SODOMISER GAVE UP THEIR POSITION AFTER DELIVERING ON ONE OF THEIR ELECTION PROMISES IN AN UNEXPECTED FASHION

WHO IS DAVID CAMERON

3

THE SENDER OF GIFTS IN “THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”

WHAT IS MY TRUE LOVE?

3

A SYSTEM OF RELIGIOUS VENERATION AND DEVOTION DIRECTED TOWARDS A PARTICULAR FIGURE OR OBJECT

WHAT IS A CULT?

4

THIS FREE ROAMING AMERICAN HORSE IS ALSO A POPULAR FORD MODEL

WHAT IS A MUSTANG?

4

THIS DJ WROTE (BUT DID NOT PERFORM) A 2000'S TRACK WHICH SCORED A MAJOR SCENE IN SENSE8

WHO IS FATBOY SLIM?

4

THIS CELEBRITY ICON WITH LAST NAME JONES, TRAGICALLY PASSED FROM LIVER CANCER, SPARKING WORLDWIDE MEMORIALS

WHO WAS DAVID BOWIE?

4

IT’S A HIGH-PITCHED SINGING VOICE FOR MEN

WHAT IS FALSETTO?

4

A WHITE, GREY, OR PALE GREEN SOFT MINERAL WITH A GREASY FEEL, MADE OF HYDRATED MAGNESIUM SILICATE

WHAT IS TALC?

5

THIS FASHION ACCESSORY CAN BE FOUND ON A HORSES TAIL TO TELL YOU IT KICKS!

WHAT IS A RED RIBBON

5

THIS SYMPHONY WAS WRITTEN BY ENGLISH ALT ROCK BAND THE VERVE

WHAT IS BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY?

5

MORE THAN 1 MILLION CITIZENS ASSEMBLED AT GWANGHWAMUN SQUARE TO PROTEST FOR THE IMPEACHMENT OF THIS COUNTRY'S FORMER PRESIDENT

WHAT IS SOUTH KOREA?

5

RHYMING PHRASE THAT DESCRIBES A LOYAL PERSON, NOT ONE WHO’S HOLDING HIS BREATH

WHAT IS A TRUE-BLUE?

5

LIGHT AND FLIMSY. (ESPECIALLY OF A WOMAN'S GARMENT OR FABRIC)

WHAT IS FLOATY?