Pun-forgivable
The hog products you crave or a mammal with quills
PORK YOU PINE
She's always singing during Christmastime
Carol
To be embarrassed is to have this on one's face
EGG
What Valentine's Day candy is only for girls?
HERSHEY'S
To live until you are very very old or to widen one's pupils
TO DILATE/TO DIE LATE
A spot for handing out pink slips or a hearth at the base of a chimney
A FIRE PLACE
She won't let anybody find her
Heidi
This meat is a synonym for a performer who overacts
HAM
What kind of candy is always late?
CHOCO-LATE
Things that can be seen from the Eiffel Tower or animals that live & feed on other animals
PARIS SITES/PARASITES
What you say to scare a lemon pie topping or an Australian aboriginal weapon
BOO! MERINGUE
She drinks her liquor after dinner
BRANDY
It means to worry or fuss; to suffer consequences of one's own actions is to do it in one's own juices
STEW
What did the tea-drinker say to his mom on Valentine's Day?
I LOVE YOU SO MATCHA.
What a woman ballplayer catches the ball with or a religious recluse
HER MITT/HERMIT
Where Noah stored his bees aboard his vessel or a place where historical documents & records are kept
AN ARK HIVE
She has a stormy personality
Gail
Idiomatically the stick is the coercion while this vegetable is the reward
CARROT
Why did the man send his wife's valentine on Twitter?
Because she is his tweet heart!
What a chicken does to an egg or a small ax
HATCH IT/HATCHET
To break God's law until a prime time hour or to sparkle brightly
SIN TILL LATE
She lives in the back streets
ALLIE (ALLEY CAT)
By itself it's a southern bread; following corn it's also an adjective referring to folksy humor
PONE
What did a French chef give her wife on Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Former circus big top enclosure or the distance something encompasses
EX-TENT/EXTENT