What is, I like European food so I decided to Russia over to the restaurant because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter " That was a good meal but there is Norway I could eat another bite."
100
What happened to the batteries
What is, The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
100
Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
What is, Because it was ground minutes ago
100
When the passenger asked how high the pilot would get he replied,
What is, I don't do drugs.
100
What is the problem with grapes these days?
What is, People just aren't raisin them right.
200
What words did I use to describe the Grand Canyon.
What is, Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges?
200
Why should you trust your calculator?
What is, It is something to count on.
200
My friend's bakery burned down last night.
What is, Now his business is toast.
200
What happened to the guy who rode his bike twice on the same day?
What is, He became a recycler.
200
What did the tree say when winter was over?
What is, Am I releaved!!
300
How do mountains see?
What is, They Peak.
300
What happened when my batteries ran low on my flashlight?
What is, I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries die but I was de-lighted.
300
Have you tried to eat a clock?
What is, I heard it is very time consuming.
300
What brand of car did the electrician use? (Ford, Honda, Toyota, those kind of car brands.)
What is, a Volts-wagon.
300
What kind of tree grows on your hand?
What is, A palm tree.
400
Where are french fries made?
What is, They are made in Greece. (Grease, Greece. Get it??)
400
The lumberjack loved his new computer and........
What is, He especially enjoyed logging in.
400
Why did the girl at the doughnut factory quit her job?
What is, She was fed up with the hole business.
400
What did a friend ask his friend when he got electrocuted? ( I needed to do this, it isn't related to transpotation but I had to do it.)
What is, Watt are you doing?!, That is quite shocking!, I am glad I am not in your current situation!
400
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is, He was bacon in the heat.
500
When the miner asked if we should watch for minerals, the head miner replied...
What is, Of quartz we should!
500
I was going to find my missing watch.......
What is, but I could never find the time.
500
( You need to know a bit about how to make bread for this one) What happens when there is a opportunity for a baker?
What is, He rises to the occasion it is the yeast he can do.
500
Why should you never trust stairs?
What is, They are always up to something...
500
What happened when the leopard studied for the spelling bee.
What is, Every time he got asked a word, he was spot on at spelling it.