Sports Puns
If you're getting worse and worse at skiing, your skills are going...
Downhill!
The concert violinist believed in exercise so he was...
As fit as a fiddle!
People who don't like enclosed spaces are more productive thinking...
Outside the box!
I think Santa Clause has a riverfront property in South America because all of our presents came from _______ this year.
Amazon!
I think my tennis opponent doesn't like my serves because he...
Keeps on returning them!
Why does my friend like having orchestra at the end of the day?
She likes to end the day on a good note!
My job at the concrete plant just seems to get...
Harder and harder!
Why wasn't Fred good at wrapping Christmas presents?
He didn't have the gift!