Achashverosh/Haman
How do we know there were phones in the time of the Purim story?
First Achashverosh gave Haman a ring, then he hung him up.
Why didn't achashverosh want to read vashti's tale?
it was too long
Why do we give extra tzedaka on Purim?
Purim is named after the PUR, the LOTS,
so we give LOTS to the POOR
How do we know Achashverosh had an aquarium?
He gave Haman the royal seal.
why cant Vashti play hide and seek?
she always get spotted
Why shouldn't you give your Megillah to a lawyer?
He might loose the case.
Haman's grandsons wrote a story.
What was it called?
When Zeidy Was Hung.
What was Esther's gown made of?
Poly-esther!
What do crazy drivers put in their Hamantashen?
Traffic jam.
How are a yardstick and Achashverosh alike?
Their are both rulers.
What side does vashti's coin land on?
tails!
Where did the Hamantash go on vacation?
The Bermuda Triangle
How do we know the people of Shushan were hard of hearing?
it says "veyehi b'mei achashverosh" "who?" "Achashverosh!"
Esther went to the dentist to get...
...a crown!
Where is the best place to celebrate Purim?
The Boo-hamans (the bahamas)