spoonerisms & malapropisms & ...
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100

You have tasted two whole worms now you must leave by the next town drain.

You have wasted two whole terms now you must leave by the next down train.

100

_______ lines the path to success. (Einstein)

Failure

100

Apple Macintosh

_ a _______    ______ i_ _ _

laptop machines

200

Let us drink to the queer old Dean.

Let us drink to the dear old Queen.

200

Don't count the days;________ .

make the days count.

200

meteorites

______e    ______e

 remote site

300

The Lord is a shoving leopard.

The Lord is a loving shepherd.

300

It's good to learn from your mistakes. It's better ____________. (Warren Buffett)

to learn from other people's mistakes.

300

planet Earth

_____l  ______h

eternal path 

400

A well-boiled icicle.

A well-oiled bicycle.

400

If you never change your mind, why _______ ?

have one

400

leased computers

________d  ________r

pleased customer

500

All roads roam to Leeds.

All roads lead to Rome.

500

The more you do, the more ________.

you're expected to do.

500

constellation Aries

s _____  ______  ________s

start alien colonies