DAD JOKES
DAD JOKES PART II
CRAZY FACT TRIVIA
BRAIN PUZZLES
COLOR THEORY
100

WHY DONT EGGS TELL EACHOTHER JOKES?

BECAUSE THEY WOULD CRACK UP!

100

Why did the elephant buy a new car?

It needed more trunk space!

100
WHAT DIRECTION CAN PIGS NOT LOOK?

UP!

100

WHAT HAS A FACE, TWO ARMS, BUT NO LEGS?

A CLOCK!

100

GREEN IS CREATED USING WHAT COLORS?

BLUE AND YELLOW

200

WHY WAS THE MATH BOOK SAD?

IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS!

200

Where do mansplainers get their water?
 

From a “well actually.”

200

TRUE OR FALSE: SHARKS HAVE NO BONES IN THEIR ENTIRE BODY

TRUE

200

PEOPLE MAKE ME, CHANGE ME, SAVE ME, RAISE ME. WHAT AM I?

MONEY

200

WHAT 3 COLORS ARE REFERRED TO AS "WARM"?

RED, YELLOW, ORANGE

300

WHY DID THE BICYCLE KEEP FALLING ASLEEP?

IT WAS TWO-TIRED!!!

300

SURPRISE DOUBLE POINT QUESTION:

Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
 

Because dawn is tough on Greece.

300

WHERE IS A SHRIMPS HEART LOCATED?

A) CENTER OF THE CHEST
B) BOTTOM OF ITS HEAD
C) TIP OF ITS TAIL

B) BOTTOM OF ITS HEAD

300

WHAT ARE TWO THINGS YOU CAN NEVER HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

LUNCH AND DINNER

300

WHAT 3 COLORS ARE REFERRED TO AS "COOL"?

BLUE, GREEN, PURPLE

400

WHY WOULDNT THE SKELETON ASK HIS CRUSH TO THE DANCE?

HE DIDNT HAVE THE GUTS!

400

Why must you wear your glasses when doing math?
 

Because it helps with da vision!

400

WHICH PLANET IS THE ONLY PLANET TO SPIN CLOCKWISE?

VENUS! 

400

WHAT 5 LETTER WORD BECOMES SHORTER WHEN YOU ADD TWO LETTERS TO IT?

SHORT

400

WHAT COLOR DO YOU GET WHEN MIXING ALL PRIMARY COLORS?

BROWN!

500

WHY ARE BANANAS NEVER LONELY??

THEY HANG IN BUNCHES!

500

What do you call someone who chews all day?


A train!

500

WHATS THE ONLY MAMMAL THAT CAN FLY?

BATS!

500

WHAT IS ALWAYS HUNGRY- IF YOU DONT FEED IT, IT DIES. IF YOU WATER IT, IT DIES.

FIRE

500

THIS TERM REFERS TO HOW BRIGHT OR DULL A COLOR IS.

SATURATION!