Our Favorite LPNs and CMAs
Cori said this to Bobbi when she was packing up her desk
What is "I have a feeling you won't be back tomorrow"
Voted most likely to act like a PCP
Mark Lombardo, PA-C
When a patient comes late, this is the first place they stop
What is the bathroom?
This internal temperature is classified as hyperthermic and could result in permanent brain damage.
104.9* F
This is the LPN who is to thank for Bobbi's rage quit
Who is Kevin Peacock?
Voted most likely to gossip with nursing
Who is Veronica Curely, CRNP?
Cat: He'll probably recheck your blood pressure when he comes in
Patient: Oh so this provider doesn't believe women?
Who is Dr. Henry
How is this word pronounced?
Syncope
"I'm not wishing her a happy veterans day" Said this CMA
Who is Alli?
Voted least likely to have their birthday celebrated next year
Who is Dr. Zazzali?
"A snowfall a day keeps the patients away"
Julie (Andy)
"You guys think I'm a gossip but I triage the information I let out"
"I hate when the chart says 'super obese'" - Cat
"Why are you looking in my chart" said _____
Who is Julie
Voted least likely to ever work here again and most likely to call you "buddy"?
Who is Chris Morris?
This test is referred to as "end of life testing" apparently
What is a stress test?
This PAR is very sorry for your incontinence
"Wow that patient has no ribs in front of their heart. What happens if they get into a car accident?" - Julie
"What happens if they run into Cat at the Uni-Mart?" - This CMA
Who is Melissa G?
Voted most likely to have an awkward run in with anybody
Who is Cat?
The worst kind of patient to see on your schedule
What is a POTS patient?
This is the item Bobbi used to pack up her desk
What is a garbage bag?