Responses
Limericks
Pop Culture
Terminations
100

(Regular response state) This is the response used when the PS states: 

"I wanted to pursue photography but I don't think you guys have that..." 

What is "Program Not Offered"

100

When a student's tone is quite mean

and their language causes a scene

We state our response 

and move on at once 

terminating as....

What is "DNC" 

100

Don't forget to set a timer

for the box office hit that's a climber  

Pinned against Ken

Played by Cillian

This atomic movie is called 

What is "Oppenheimer" 

100

This is the termination for a PS who states they want the calls to stop 

What is "Do Not Call" 

200

(Regular response state) This is the response used when the PS states: 


"I can't at the moment... I have too much going on. I won't be able to pursue it."

What is "Situation Changed" 

200

On the shift clock we all must punch 

at the time of day when we can munch

Can't wait to begin it

for thirty short minutes

we all can go on our.....

What is "lunch" 

200

[Company Pop Culture]

This is the former name of Perdoceo Education Corporation 

What is "Career Education Corporation" 

200

This is the termination for a PS who states we don't have what the degree or course they are looking for 

What is "Program Not Offered" 

300

(Regular response state) This is the response used when the PS states: 

"You guys keep calling me. I've had like 10 calls today and I'm not sure why.."

What is "You Call Too Much" 

300

The student says they have to pack

and they promise they will reach us back

They claim there's no time 

but we still state our line

and then we can set a 

What is "callback" 

300

 This actress plays a Barbie

who famously has many hobbies

Align your Kenergy 

There's so much energy

To see how she's played by... 

Who is "Margot Robbie" 

300

This is the termination for a PS who states they won't be going to school right now and hangs up before transferring. 

What is "Not Interested"

400

(Regular response state) This is the response used when the PS states: 


"I have already talked to you guys today. I'm not doing it right now and I already told her that." 

What is "Spoke to Advisor" 

400

On this email you may see your name

If you received top marks at the game

Your evals are flawless

You're anything but lawless

This month you've made...

What is "Hall of Fame" 

400

Keke Palmer hosted Saturday Night Live in 2022, revealing this in her opening monologue...

What is her pregnancy 

400

This is the termination for a Ground call transfer that has had at least 15 rings and no advisor has come on the line.

What is "Ground No Advisor Available" 
500

(DNR state) This is the response used when the PS states:

"I can't talk right now. I need to go" 

What is: (DNR) "No Time to Talk" 

500

All employees of PEC

can attend university for free

sign up with your sup

No, it's not a dupe

The program is called...

What is "N.E.A.P." 

(National Education Assistance Program) 

500
These are the two English Royals famous for leaving the Royal family

Who are Harry and Megan 

500

This is the termination for a PS who states they don't remember requesting this information and they are already in college at the moment.

What is "Chose Different School"