Qausim Town Cultural Figures
A moldy pickle vermin. Its scientific name starts with a “DA”.
What is The Pickle?
This Archaic system of tunnels under Qausim town has a ludicrous capacity to hold children. It has been a staple of this town for many years, and they have been around since long before the town was even found. (Maymun work here)
What Are the Woolite mines?
This is said when a naughty child does a horrible thing (like making an incision into somebody's cornea). It is to express the need of physical punishment.
What is the saying "40 Lashes!"?
This swarthy child is quite massive and has longer hair than compared to his nerfed counterpart, Rohit Apte.
What is a William Scherr?
Take a fabricated guess. Essential amino acid.
What is lysine?
This is the second mayor of Qausim Town but most sovereign ruler in its history. Joseph Sinebuck foiled his plan of sending radishes to Neptune’s moon, Triton.
Who is Jone Hammer?
This apartment complex resides with Qausim Town, and the common fact is, it has been on fire since March 23rd, 2023.
What are the Qausim Commons?
This is said when a precocious person inquires on a subject you do not want to talk about.
What is the saying "I can't disclose that information at this time."?
Phenylalanine
Who is Dmitri Danchuk?
This is a form of vintage currency used by a certain Middle Eastern country; I have 51 of them.
What are Kuwait Dinars?
This person is a famous phenylalanine distributer of Qausim Town and owns multiple illegally built Sunoco gas stations across the globe.
Who is Joseph Sinebuck?
These monkeys are formed when a Maymun consumes a fetid type of foreign cheddar and phenylalanine.
What is a British Cheddar Monkey?
This is said when a person is being untruthful and is affecting others perspicacity.
What is the saying "You're lying to yourself!"?
This child is resolute on jabbing unsuspecting children in their solar plexuses and using Blooket hacks for malicious intent.
Who is James Van Why?
This person is an 84-year-old lady from 900 Co-Op City Blvd. Apartment #21A in Bronx, New York, 10475.
Who is Zoey Link?
This former banker-money handler was fired because he was too slow to get to work. He also babysits, hid 7 cans of rotten beans in the White House and does deals with the people of Zimbabwe.
Who is Steven Mnuchin?
This colored Bin is the place of sacrifice for all Qausim Townians and other members of the ____ Bin Group.
What is the Green Bin?
You say this phrase to make an exultant child quiet, well-behaved and docile.
What are "calm hands"?
This child is able to transmute a totally normal sentence into something horrible and worth 40 lashes, a public chastisement and no honeydew pudding after supper.
Who is Jacob Lawton?
This is a collection of archives from a certain school website. (Hint: Singing too loud and traffic)
What are the safetosay reports?
This guy drinks Woolite 1994 edition for a living. His name starts with a “W” and is part of the Qausim Strength of Unity.
Who is William Scherr?
Jone Hammer was going to send these infinitesimal vegetables to Neptune’s moon. (Starts with “R”)
What are (Qausim) Radishes?
This is an essential amino acid that Dmitri Danchuk talks about daily (and may distribute).
What is Lysine?
This child is addicted to mustard and discomfits other children who try to get work done.
Who is Dany Izgur/Bobby M/The Mickle/Bany?
A group of people who come from one country to another in this Jep Poardy, eschew the authority of their new land so they don't get de poartied and are now in my sub-basement number fortee.
What are abducted Immigrants?