Riddles
What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
A piano
"I'm gonna' come at you like a spider monkey."
Talladega Nights
"I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down down down and the flames went higher."
Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash
"That's what she said"
Michael Scott - The Office
Name something you are likely to day during a video call:
1. You're on mute
2. Can you see my screen?
3. Is that your cat or dog?
#1 Answer: You're on mute
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle
"Here's looking at you kid."
Cassablanca
"And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain."
My Way - Frank Sinatra
"D'oh"
Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
What's the 1st thing you do after the alarm goes off?
1. Make breakfast/coffee
2. Shower
3. Bush your teeth
#1 Answer: brush your teeth
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and a bed but never sleeps?
A river
"You sit on a throne of lies."
Elf
"All you need is love, love. Love is all you need."
All You Need Is Love - The Beatles
"How you doin'?"
Joey - Friends
What is the #1 ordered takeout food?
1. Pasta
2. Pizza
3. Burgers
#1 Answer - Pizza
I am an odd number. Take away one letter, and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (remove the "S")
"Eat the food, Tina."
Napoleon Dynamite
"If I leave here tomorrow, will you still remember me?"
Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Did I do that?"
Steve Urkel - Family Matters
Yellow/gold things you find in a home:
1. Bananas
2. Sponges
3. Lemons
#1 Answer: Lemons
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
The word "ton"
"You're gonna' need a bigger boat."
Jaws
"Take my hand, take my whole life too, but I can't help falling in love with you."
I Can't Help Falling In Love With You - Elvis Presley
"Ayyy"
What helps get you through the day?
1. Great work buddies
2. Coffee
3. Good food
#1 Answer: Coffee