Que te Duele
My feet hurt.
Me duelen los pies.
Me siento mareado(a).
You should rest.
Debes descansar.
Where do current and former military members buy their jeans?
Old Navy.
What I called Mr. Malik when he became a wheat farmer.
Grain Malik.
My head hurts.
Me duele la cabeza.
I feel tired.
Me siento cansado(a).
Debes beber/tomar agua.
Branch of the military that specializes in protecting heated up bread.
The Toast Guard.
What I called Mr. Malik when he got a job unclogging sinks.
Drain Malik.
My hand hurts.
Me duele la mano.
I have the flu.
Tengo el gripe.
You should stretch.
Debes estirar.
Where Napoleon put his armies.
In his sleevies.
What I called Mr. Malik when he memorized the word "lluvia" in Spanish.
Rain Malik.
My eyes hurt.
Me duelen los ojos.
I feel nauseous.
Me siento nauseoso(a).
You should put some ice on it.
Debes aplicar hielo.
Military branch that has the best barbers.
The Hair Force.
What I called Mr. Malik when he started harvesting sugar.
Cane Malik.
My neck hurts.
Me duele el cuello.
I have a fever. (Bonus points if you can tell me what the only prescription for this ailment is).
Tengo un fiebre.
You should eat some soup.
Debes comer sopa.
Branch of the military containing the best salespeople.
The Merchant Marines.
What I called Mr. Malik after he got really into Scooby Doo
Great Dane Malik