Dad Jokes
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European
Where did the Pilgrims land?
Plymouth Rock
How many players are on the field?
22
What is the longest river in the world?
The Nile
When did WW2 start?
1939
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired
Where did the South attack the North first
Fort Sumter
20
Is the tropic of cancer North or South of the Equator?
North
What is China's full name?
The People's Republic of China
What do you call a fish with two-knees?
A two-knee fish
Who was the third president?
Thomas Jefferson
Who has won the Champions League the most?
Real Madrid
Where is the Grand Sonora Desert?
USA/Mexico
What party controlled Russia during the Cold War.
The communists
All of them
Who led the famous western expedition?
Louis and Clark
Who has the most professional goals ever?
Pele
What is the deepest lake in the world?
Lake Baikal
Where did Humans originate from?
Ethiopia
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback
What was the first state?
Delaware
What is the oldest professional club in the world?
Notts County
What is the second-highest mountain in the world?
K2
What was the largest empire ever?
The Mongolian Empire