He can't swim.
How many letters does English have?
26
INCORRECT: Ploy like to talk to me.
Ploy likes to talk to me.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
Everyone is here today, _____?
Aren't they?
You are coming to my party.
You are coming to my party, aren't you?
Which letter of the alphabet is not found in the periodic table?
The letter J.
INCORRECT: My mother and father is come to dinner with us tonight.
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
Let's go to the beach, _______?
Shall we?
We should book the tickets early, shouldn't we?
What is the most popular sport in the USA?
American football
INCORRECT: Have she ever ate crocodile?
Has she ever eaten crocodile?
You live in a one-story house that is blue. Everything is blue. The floor is blue, the walls are blue, the kitchen is blue, the windows are blue, the TV is blue. Everything is blue.
What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs in a one-story house.
Emma used to work for a bank, ____?
Didn't she?
She couldn't have done it.
She couldn't have done it, could she?
How many sides does an octagon have?
8
(An octopus has 8 legs, too!)
INCORRECT: Who is a best football player in the world?
Who is the best football player in the world?
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He is bald.
I am mmeting Jack tomorrow, ______?
Aren't I (am I not - formal)?
Prik, Steve and Praew were planning on going on vacation together.
Prik, Steve and Praew were planning on going on vacation together, weren't they?
Which language has the most NATIVE speakers?
Mandarin Chinese (English is #3!)
INCORRECT: This is my laptop. Its very light and it's hard drive is quite big. It's speed is well too.
This is my laptop. It's very light and its hard drive is quite big. Its speed is good too.
A boy and his father are in a terrible car crash. The father dies instantly. The boy is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the doctor runs into the room and says, "Oh my God! I cannot operate on this boy because he is my son!!"
How is that possible?
The doctor is the boy's mother.
(or the boy has two gay dads)
Didn't they?