The Fridge
Made-Up Holidays
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The South Says
100

This former Chicago Bears star is named after one.

Who is William (Refrigerator) Perry?

100

Nerds created this Cinco de Mayo companion.

What is Star Wars Day? (May 4)

100

. . . are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie?

What is Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics?

100

Some call them fireflies.

What are lightning bugs?

200

It saved him and his whip from a nuclear blast.

Who is Indiana Jones?

200

Jack Sparrow celebrates this holiday every day.

What is Talk Like a Pirate Day? (Sep 19)

200

We built this city. We built this city on sausage rolls.

What is We Built This City by Jefferson Starship?

200

Messing around.

What is piddlin'?

300

It stinks! Try putting this inside.

What is a box of baking soda?

300

Frank Costanza created this for the rest of us.

What is Festivus? (Dec 23)

300

I've got two chickens to paralyze.

What is Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Money?

300

Hey, you guys.

What is Hey, Y'all?

400

They wouldn't be in there if we didn't wash them.

What are eggs?

400

Mathematicians love to eat deserts on this holiday.

What is National Pi Day? (Mar 14)

400

New York! Concrete jungle whipped cream tomato.

What is Empire State of Mind by Alicia Keys?

400

About to do something, or a side item.

What is a fixin'?

500

In this state, it's illegal to sleep on top of one.

What is Pennsylvania?

500

In November, she sells seashells by the sea shore.

Tongue Twister Day (Nov 8)

500

It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not.

What is Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi?

500

Over there, but not too far.

What is yonder?