Bill Quinnisms
This phrase originates from a Morton's Great Little Desserts commercial (notably not Table Talk)
What is "you WANT my PiEeEeE????"
This Zodiac sign represents John Henry's birthday (November 12, 2023)
This cat has lived at five different addresses.
Who is George?
Delaney Drive
What is Brant Lake, NY?
This Yankees Hall of Famer is better known than his "regully" counterpart.
Who is Derek Jeter?
Bill Quinn uses this fruit to insult unsuspecting subjects of road rage.
What is Pineapple?
This was John Henry's birth weight.
What is 8 lbs 5oz.?
These two cats were not adopted from a shelter, but found outside. They are probably feral, who knows.
Who are Nola and Plex?
Constitution Way AND Pavonia Avenue
What is Jersey City, NJ?
This Yankee hit a three-run home run in the bottom of the first to tie the wild card game against the Minnesota Twins and save the Quinn family's morale on October 3, 2017.
Who is Didi Gregorius?
This Blues Brothers song originated a Bill Quinnism about a cookie that bounces off the wall.
What is Rubber Biscuit?
John Henry currently believes all animals make this sound.
What is MOOOOOO?
This cat murdered at least two other Quinn family pets in cold blood (arguably more, tbh).
Who is Angel? (lol)
Commercial Street and Bates Street
What is Portland, ME?
John Henry met these two 2024 Yankees and got a signed ball.
Who are Carlos Rodon and Oswald Peraza?
This phrase kicks off every Quinn family road trip.
What is "off we go like a herd of turtles?"
This is the total number of hippos that go berserk in John Henry's favorite Sandra Boynton classic.
What is 45 (plus a beast)?
These two cats were both adopted from the same rescue at different times (Catsbury Park in Asbury Park, NJ).
Who are Chicken and Siggi?
Willow Way
What is Wanaque, NJ?
This is the name of the famous steak sandwich at Yankee Stadium.
What is Lobel's?
This character gets their hair exploded by Bugs Bunny while getting a haircut.
Who is the INTERESTING Monster?
This was the first food John Henry tried (he mostly spit it out)
What is avocado? (thaaaanks)
This is the only cat to have a sports-related name.
Who is Chelsea? (aka Che Money)
North Ave and Plattsburgh Ave
What is Burlington, VT?
The Yankees lost to this team at the first game John and Maura went to together on a date. (Opening Day 2013)
Who are the Boston Red Sox?