Auntie Defamation League
In this novel wealthy Aunt March says love in a cottage will fail; Meg retorts that it can't be worse than in a big house
What is Little Women?
Despite his mother's warning, this title character does get into mischief, eating from Mr. McGregor's garden
Who is Peter Rabbit? (or Peter Cottontail)
To assault with multiple rounds of bullets
What is to pepper?
This chain's to-go offerings aren't limited to items like the Meatzza pizza; it's also got Loaded Tots
What is Domino's?
Joy Harjo's "When the World as We Knew It Ended" refers to this date when "two towers... went down, swallowed by a fire dragon"
What is 9/11?
In a 1900 book she shows cowardice climbing into a cellar ahead of her niece to avoid a cyclone
Who is Auntie Em? (Wizard of Oz)
The title character of this classic by Eric Carle literally eats through the pages of the book
Who is The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
One known for wisdom
What is a sage?
This Mexican grill lists the 53 ingredients it uses, & yes, one of them is the chili pepper it's named for
What is Chipotle?
In an Edna St. Vincent Millay poem, this "burns at both ends; it will not last the night"
What is a candle?
Is it really a good idea to entrust an orphaned Patrick Dennis to this madcap Manhattan socialite known for homemade gin?
Who is Auntie Mame?
This stuffed bear with a fabric name goes searching for a missing button
Who is Corduroy?
The capital of French Guiana or a Porsche SUV
What is Cayenne?
This chain advises looking for its hot light to know when its original glazed doughnuts are, y'know, hot
What is Krispy Kreme?
Poems by him include "Harlem", "Crossing Jordan" & "The Weary Blues"
Who is Langston Hughes?
Sure, Tom Sawyer is a "mischeevous" lad, but does this aunt really need to whack him on the skull with a thimble?
Who is Aunt Polly?
She is the smallest of the 12 girls who live in a vine-covered house in Paris
Who is Madeline?
The first name of George Clooney's singer aunt
Who is Rosemary?
Beijing Beef & Honey Walnut Shrimp are on the menu of this place that puns, "We wok for you"
What is Panda Express?
One of Joseph Brodsky's best-known poems is "Elegy for" this "Death Be Not Proud" poet
Who is John Donne?
Lady Catherine wants to know if this nephew has proposed to Elizabeth Bennet, who says the talk is frivolous & ill-judged; oh snap!
Who is Mr. Darcy?
This 2-word title of Chelsea Clinton's book about determined women was coined by Sen. McConnell about Sen. Warren
What is She Persisted?
"Up" often follows this rhizome when it's used to mean to make lively
What is ginger?
You can get soup or mac & cheese in a bread bowl from this place with a name from Latin for "bread basket"
What is Panera?
A poem by Stevie Smith says, "I was much further out than you thought and not waving but" doing this
What is drowning?