Pokédex entries
"It is naturally slow and dull-witted. It-doesn't react when its tail is bitten. In fact, it doesn't seem to feel any pain."
Shield- Slowpoke
fruit loops
toucanon
what is the only type to have been removed from the TCG ever
Fairy
A ten-year-old takes a permanent tropical holiday to go to elementary school, ditches his shoes, and hangs out with a haunted pile of sand while fighting a rich, traumatised mother who loves her interdimensional alien jellyfish more than her own children.
sun and moon
Two kids go looking for a red Gyarados on TV and end up fighting a depressed man with no eyebrows who tries to destroy the concept of human emotion by capturing the literal gods of time and space.
Gen 4 (Sinnoh)
"It is said to live in seas and lakes. Even though it has no wings, it has been seen flying occasionally."
Dragonair
Fetus in lime jelly
solosis
what games and toys company oversaw the production of the Pokémon TCG up until 2003 where is was turned over to Nintendo
Wizards of the coast
A ten-year-old child runs away from home with a chronically overloaded electrical rodent, refuses to let his starter pet grow up, and spends three years wandering the woods while two bankrupt adults and a talking cat repeatedly launch themselves into the stratosphere.
Pokémon the Series: Indigo League
An iPad kid goes on an independent school project, beats up bullied dropouts to fix their attendance records, and climbs a crater to find out their parent was replaced by a malfunctioning time-traveling robot.
Gen 9 (Paldea)
"With its quick moves, it throws opponents off balance, then plummets from a high area, slamming them with a flashy finishing move."
Hawlucha
among us
in 2000 magician Uri Geller sued Nintendo, leading to which pokemon's 20 year absense from all pokemon media including the TCG
Kadabra
An angry lab rat with psychic powers gets mad at his dad, forces a bunch of pokemon to engage in illegal underground street fighting, and then cries a kid back to life after an aggressive group therapy session involving magical tears.
Pokémon the first movie
A child moves to a new town in the back of a moving truck and immediately gets caught in a turf war between eco-terrorists who want to drown the planet and geologists who want to microwave it.
gen 3 (Hoenn)
"_____ brain is very small. It is so dense, while on a run it forgets why it started running in the first place. It apparently remembers sometimes if it demolishes something.”
Ryhorn
Yo mama jokes make him cry
cubone
what year was the first TCG pack released in japan
1996
An edgy, oversized ninja frog undergoes a symbiotic mid-life crisis with a ten-year-old boy, while a literal fashion icon tries to blow up the entire world using a giant red cell phone and a collection of angry green garden slugs.
XYZ
A sports-obsessed country pauses its national football tournament because a corporate CEO gets impatient about an energy crisis that is exactly one thousand years away and accidentally summons a giant glowing skeleton.
Gen 8 (Galar)
"If a child it has made friends with is bullied, ____ will find the bully's house and burn it to the ground."
Ultra sun- Drampa
He doesn't have feet...... or does he?
Digglet
The "secret mission" card from gym heroes depicts what in its background.
german occupied Poland during WWII
An oversized, floating gremlin with severe boundary issues gets locked out of its own house for a century, throws a massive temper tantrum over a bottle, and summons every legendary god in existence to cause millions of dollars in urban property damage just because it refuses to clean up its own room.
Pokémon the Movie: Hoopa and the Clash of Ages
A group of fashionable children go on a French vacation, only to be interrupted by a fabulous ginger giant who wants to murder every poor person and unattractive creature on Earth using a giant crystal flower fueled by the souls of immortal woodland deer.
Gen 6 (Kalos)