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What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn
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What does a cat have that other animals do not have?
Kittens
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A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Which way does the egg roll?
I doesn’t, roosters don’t lay eggs.
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What is a rappers favorite candy?
Eminem’s
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What goes through towns and over hills but never moves?
Roads
200
When I point up, it’s bright. When I point down, it’s dark. What am I?
A light switch.
200
what has four wheels and flys?
a dumpster truck.
200
Jack and Jill were found on the ground dead with with water and shattered glass around them. What happened?
Jack and Jill were fish, their bowl fell and broke.
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I get smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?
soap
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They are dark and on the run, without sun there will be none. What are they?
Shadows
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I am always in front of you but never behind you. What am I?
the future
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Which side of a cat always has the most fur?
The outside
300
What has teeth but can’t eat?
A comb. Things like a saw or a zipper could “bite” you.
300
Three men are on a boat. The boat sinks but only two people get their hair wet. Why?
The third man was bald.
300
What does everyone need, want, and ask for for but never take?
Advice
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What is the mistake in the the following question?
The word “the” is repeated.
400
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
400
What question can you never honestly say yes to?
Are you asleep?
400
What has 13 hearts but no organs?
A deck of cards
400
A guy has 367 apples. You take away 34. How many apples do you have?
34, because you took 34.
500
What is the first thing you see in an emergency but you only see it twice in a lifetime?
The letter ‘e’.
500
What has wings but can’t fly, legs but can’t walk, and eyes but can’t see?
A dead bird
500
A man is lying shot on the road. The police come to investigate. Right away, they know who shot him. Why?
He is only shot, not dead.
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What do you give to others but still try and keep?
A promise
500
A family has five children: January, February, March and April. What is the fifth child’s name.
What is the name of the child. This one is tricky, it did not ask a question.