Cryptic
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What goes up and comes back down, but has still never moved?
staircase
It can be cracked, It can be made, It can be told, it can be played. What is it?
A joke
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
Add me to myself and multiply by 4. Divide me by 8 and you will have...
Any number
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
They're all married
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
How do you go from 98 to 720 using just one letter?
Add x between 90 and 8
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?
E
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
2
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains. What is it?
Dozens
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
gum
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
December 31; today is January 1.
What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
Envelope
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
Teapot