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Can we see Allah?
No, not even on the day of judgement, because Allah [swt] does not have a body or any physical nature.
What is the name of the last Prophet?
Prophet Muhammad (s.a)
How many masumeens we have?
14
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c?
Because you cannot c in the dark.
Therapist: As a young girl, did your father treat you badly?
What did she reply?
As far as I know, my father was never a young girl.
What are the name of the first six imams?
Imams Ali, Hasan, Husayn, Sajjad, Baqer, Sadiq (s.a)
Can a Kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a good winter?
Because he had a great fall.
My dog is good at math. I asked her to tell me what 2-2 is. She said ???
Nothing!
Why barbers are such good drivers?
... because they know all of the short cuts
Which year Imam Mahdi (a.s) was born?
255 A.H.
Which imam was born in the month of Ramadhan?
Imam Hasan (a.s), our second imam.
What are the names of the last six imams?
Imam Musa Kazim, Ali Reza, Mohammad Taqi, Ali Naqi, Hasan Askar, Mahdi (a.s)
What's the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
When you die ... what part dies last?
The pupils...they die-late
What is the opposite of
"Always coming from take me down"?
"Never going to give you up"
Name any three chapters of Quran that are named after prophets?
Al-Muhammad, Al-Ibrahim, Al-Nuh, Al-Yusuf, Al-Yunus, Al-Taha
Which day of a week is associated with Imam Mahdi (a.s)?
Friday
Complete the sentence:
When one door closes, another one opens ...
... other than that, it’s a pretty good car
Fill in the blank:
Robert was the son of Jacob, and Jacob was the ______ of the father of Robert.
Jacob was the name of the father of Jacob.
Name four chapters of Quran that are named after animals, birds, arachnids, or insects?
النحل, النمل, البقرة, الفيل, العنکبوت
Al-Nahl, Al-Naml, Al-Baqarah, Al-Feel, Al-AnkabootAccording to ahadees, what’s the resemblance between prophet Yusuf (a.s) and Imam Mahdi (a.s)?
Prophet Yusuf's brothers didn't recognize him even though they saw him, talked, and had a lunch with him.
Similarly, we don't recognize Imam Mahdi (a.s) if we meet him.
What do we mean by a Masoom or infallible?
Which event surah 5 verse 55 (5:55) refers to?
إِنَّمَا وَلِيُّكُمُ اللَّهُ وَرَسُولُهُ وَالَّذِينَ آمَنُوا الَّذِينَ يُقِيمُونَ الصَّلَاةَ وَيُؤْتُونَ الزَّكَاةَ وَهُمْ رَاكِعُونَ
What is the significance of the first two verses of surah Ma'arij?
سَأَلَ سَائِلٌ بِعَذَابٍ وَاقِعٍ
لِّلْكَافِرِينَ لَيْسَ لَهُ دَافِعٌ
They are related to the event of ghadeer. A person was punished on the spot when he questioned the wilayat of Imam Ali (a.s) and asked for a chastisement if it is from Allah (s).