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What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
What goes up but never ever comes down?
your age
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors aren’t buried!
What has a neck but no head?
A Bottle
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What has keys but can’t open locks?
A piano
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What can run but never walk?
river
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
Fire
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
Your Cellphone
What can one catch that is not thrown?
A Cold
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
A secret
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night
You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on board is married
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
The four you took
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a ‘G’ and it’s gone!
What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Nothing
What’s light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold it for long?
Your breath
What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble
What can be cracked, made, told, and played?
Joke
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot