Out Of Pocket
guys are we feet cuddling?
Aiden
(with the same cadence as 'Fezzik, rip his arms off') Quintin, take Joha's clothes off
Tyler
yes :D
Will: no honey mustard in the fridge, ...
... haves a panic attack
Eli: it's stinky, but it's safe!
he was climbing into a trash can
I want my cocaine industry!
Big Reuben
POSITIVELY, take a nap, go think about what you've done. POSITIVELY
Will
how do you feel now, pretzel boy?
no
(extra points - Joha)
Kailey: there's a small fish ...
... in the- fall- what?
Big Reuben: this doesn't just effect [redacted], this effects-
Rianna: this effects how we treat your children
game of Catan
I'm sorry for throwing my pants at you :(
Joha
*sees a we're hiring' sign outside a BBQ place* you think they're hiring children?
Chet
all games are free unless you pay for them
no
(extra points, Kenton)
Kim: Did you eat all the strawberry rolls on the table?
Joha: ...
... I was cleaning the table!
Joha: no! You can't have children!
Rianna: I'm gonna steal them from your loveless marriage
game of Life
gimme your eggs >:)
Eliana
I'm glad I'm not the prodigal son, because I think my dad would just beat me.
Nathaniel
as soon as I turn 25, I will be hitting up my local drug dealer.
yes :D
Kailey: guys it's official, ...
... Will chose hoes before bros
Eliana: why is this Gatorade spicy?
it was ginger ale
I hate when little kids try to talk to me.
Steve
I've got... thighs of steel :)
Kathryn
when you're so happy you gotta hit the quadruple chin
no
(extra points, Sarah)
Steve: as we visualize seeing ...
... how far we can shoot sodas from a thigh master
Will: I'm gonna start writing down reasons to hate all my friends
Rianna said something dumb - again