Who Said It?
When Was This?
Teachers
Mid Crash Out
Context?
100

"Your face is a half shell"

Aurora

100

“Emma, I think you missed a part, you're supposed to kill the person first."

Freshman Year (Aki)

100

“Tell me where my eggs are! Where are my eggs!”

Mrs. Polasek

100

Wait eighteen seconds! WAIT EIGHTEEN SECONDS!"

Sora

100

"BUT THE PIZZAAAAAA"

Polasek in Digital Journalism trying to tell us how to make a story more compelling.

200

“I think I have been diagnosed with tirednesses”

Annabelle

200

"My shoes are your shoes!"

Sophomore Year (Exchange student Matt)

200

“I love how there are only two options. A, someone is dying, B someone stole an ambulance”

Mrs. Gorzen

200

"I've been smart-assing my way through life and people are starting to get sick of me"

Aki

200

“He doesn’t teleport, he's just quiet and doesn’t have friends!”

This is about the conspiracy theory that Nolan can teleport.

300

“Delete, Undo, Despawn”

Emma 

300

"Well I crossed the boarder to play this game"

Senior Year (Aya)

300

“Usually I prefer if when I’m here, you guys suffer here with me”

Mr. Novara
300

"No bells are ringing, church is not in session." 

Aidan (Jesus)

300

"I was thee no-mans land between them during the war."

Aki said this after they were between Emma and Sora on the same seat on the bus

400

“I am the Chinese government, you are the citizens”

Aki

400

“that's not concerning, I am more concerned you have someone of the name Cancer in your phone”

Junior Year (Aki)

400

"If you can't make a living off of that then you don't deserve to live."

Mr. Bolthouse

400

"I don't think I deserve the right to speak"

Emma

400

 “You looked like the tin man when he needed oil”

Aki said this to Mason after he stood completely still during his communications presentation on saving forests. 

500

"Why would I trust a meth addict more than you."

Sora

500

“I’ve infiltrated the libs and I now understand that they are trying to push the woke agenda using pudding!"

Junior Year (Aki)

500

“Everyone in this room has had diarrhea, and no one walks away from that going ‘that was fun!’”

Mr. Fuller

500

"I'm old but I'm not dumb! I'm FROGGY!"

Mr. Scheruer

500

"Congratulations you got the part of chest number 2"

Emma and Aki joking about the Little Mermaid Musical