David
"But is David penguin shaped?"
Who is Olivia?
"Kate, lesbihonest, you look like a lesbian"
Who is Ryan?
"Where on the guy-spectrum is this guy?"
Who is Kate?
"Actually if I saw you walking alone in the streets, I'd jump you"
Who is David?
"God's funny"
Who is Elise?
"You being tall is a fact, me being half a bag is confusing"
Who is Leia?
"I am not gay"
Who is Josh?
"I'm not Italian and I love children"
Who is Elise?
"When we're together it's like the blind leading the blind"
Who is Paige?
"This is the last time we're letting Father drink a bubblr"
Who is Jane?
"I wasn't looking at his badonkadonk, I was looking at his rack!"
Who is Kate?
"This is the straightest thing we've ever done"
Who is Josie?
"Michael Jackson is also on ice underneath Disneyworld castle"
Who is Paige?
"It's like watching two deaf people play, and neither of them know anything"
Who is Vinny?
"The church clapped you"
Who is David?
"It's better than David seductively folding laundry"
Who is Josie?
"That's not the animal sounds we make in bed"
Who is David?
"I'm a quirky little bitch"
Who is Josh?
"It takes a lot of money to look this cheap"
Who is Michael/Juice?
"I wore a shirt that says I love Jesus and pickles, because I love pickles"
Who is Olivia?
"Ah David, your feet smell great"
Who is Josh?
"This is the one gay thing I won't watch"
Who is Jane?
"Once you go black, you never go back"
Who is Ryan?
"You're the loser in your own world"
Who is Josie?
"Being a sweaty red mess for the sake of Jesus"
Who is Kate?