Quoted Frequently
"I don't have a social battery, I'm solar powered."
- Ava 8/19/24
"I would try cannibalism just because."
- Selina 8/22/24
"It's a GIF. I'm TRYING to make it gif but its NOT GIFFING."
- Selina 5/16/24
"The bigger the cheeks, the more intimidating!"
- Selina 4/8/24
"IF ANYONE TOUCHES MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SWEATER I SWEAR I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU"
- Evie 5/1/24
"Violence is not the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes."
- Evie, i forget when i first said it because i constantly say it
"Kidnapping isn't illegal if they're unconscious!"
- Marie-eve 11/8/24
"These stupid whole-wheat napkins."
- Clem 9/19/25
"Wait, Ben, come back! We need to throw things at you!"
- Ava 4/22/24
"I'm not stupid, I'm 'merican."
- Ava 5/27/24
"Stop blowing up australia!"
- Evie 7/25/24
"I don't even drink liquid anymore."
- Evie 1/16/25
"Thank god that pencils are surprisingly simple creatures."
- Clem 12/9/25
"Every time I see a dog, I'm like, 'what is this, America?'"
- Evie 9/16/24
"Just so you know, if my phone dies, that means it's dead."
- Evie 6/13/24
"Oh, I just unlocked a memory!"
- Ava 9/9/25
"Keep your old man obsession away from me"
- Charlotte, date unknown
*watches christmas tree change the color of its lights quickly* "It's dancing in Christmas language."
- Charlotte 12/20/25
"They like to portray him as cheating on his wife, when in reality he's just going out to get shot by his ex-best friend."
- Clem 8/21/25
"I'm just gonna crab walk my way to success."
- Evie 2/3/26
"YOUR A PHONY, STAN. ELECTRIC SMORE MAKER, PRE TIED KNOTS, A TV??????? STAN, YOUR A PHONY"
- Diary of a wimpy kid (i couldn't think of anything else that we quoted a lot sob)
"When you have a bat, everything looks like a ball."
- Charlotte 1/30/26
"I was born in homeroom."
- Ava 4/25/24
"How much nature have you been tasting and why is it bubblegum flavored??"
- Evie 1/31/26
"If your house doesn't smell like elphaba then what's the point of cleaning?"
- Kallie 11/14/25