Quotes

Ethan , Ethan and more Ethan

100

Money loves _____ 

Me

200

Netanyahu took my _____

Foreskin

300

I know the Owner of Ontario, _________

George Floyd

400

I have been listening to a ______ _______ podcast 

Cookie eating 

500

John Abbott is saying if I ______ someone, I have a chance at winning an iPad 

sexually assault 

Whose Line is it Anyways?

100

I believe I have taken all of my mom's underwear out of the rag bag

- Ethan

200

Every 30 minutes I lick my finger and put it outside to see if we can empty a gutter

- Zac

300

You my bhocolate bip 

- Cameron

400

I saw bunda the other day, she turned around, Boom, 12 year old... that's how they get ya 

- Jo

500

meow 

- Ethan

Convo's (Name both people )

100

X: Hey did you hear ? They’re postponing the French election debate because of the hockey game 

Y: yea makes sense, it’s the game that decides if we’re in the playoffs or not. Are you watching? 

X: no I won’t, it my two year anniversary with my girlfriend, we’re going out for dinner. But even if we were home for it, I gotta say, there wouldn’t be much watching 😏 

Client standing by the door listening 

👀 

👃🏻

👄

X: Braeden

Y: Zac

200

X: You ever have acid reflux?

Y: Sometimes why?

X: I am having acid reflux in my rear 

X: Jo

Y: Will

300

*Playing last Christmas in the car*

X: Play the Spanish one now

Y: Which one?

X: that avidi kadivi song

Y: Feliz Navidad?

X: YES

X: Ethan

Y: Olivier

400

X: What do you want from Adesso's?

Y: Ill have a large

X: Will you be able to work after eating an entire large?

Y: No but I won't eat all of it

X: Then why don't you just get a medium?

Y: That's smart, I didn't know they do that 

X: ZAC

Y: Joachim 

500

X: Chicken Jockeeeeeeyyyyyyyy

Y: I ever tell you how I got on top of a kid and said that

Z: that's lunch. 

X: Joachim

Y: Ethan

Z: Luke

Window Cleaning Trivia

100

This tool removes the majority of water and solution from the glass.

what is squeegee

200

If you're getting the same streak in the exact same place on every pull, this should be the first thing you inspect.

Squeegee Rubber

300

This phenomenon  can look like dirt or water spots but cannot actually be removed because its between the panes.

Condensation

400

Water consistently pooling in one section of a completely clean gutter usually indicates a problem with this.

Gutter has improper angle towards downspout 

500

Regular window-cleaning soap alone usually won't completely remove severe deposits of this type.

Hard Water

This Luke isn't from the Bible

100

I am too unique. I don't have any _________, except for that one picture of two gay Mexicans kissing - Luke 

Doppelgängers

200

Give a man _____ _____, he has it for a day. Teach a man to give himself ____ ____, he has it for a lifetime - Luke 

pink eye 

300

we had to bring him to _____ to calm him down

Bass Pro Shop

400

Ethan: Her name is Sarah Filler

Luke : _________

Ethan: She's 10... 

I wanna fill her

500

For nothing will be impossible with _____

God 

Luke 1:37