Will
Model UN
Teachers
8th Grade
Random
100

"Lets put you in a box and see what happens."

Model UN

100

"Hello My name is Russia"

Jahid

100

“Can you ask the snail to kill me……. I want to die now”

Mrs. Squalli

French

100

“The ball is white! It’s racist!!!

Alvin

Break

100

“You're from texas? Your like squirrel!”

Laura

English

200

"I apologize for talking about skinning peoples mothers alive."

History


200

"I don't wanna do it cause I'm a good boy"

Cash


200

“Connie the sad little victorian baby”

Ms. Livingston

History

200

“Gunther wasn't fat, but he was German.“

Callahan 

Math

200

“So they kidnap little children and force them to play soccer and then they auction them off”

Nabil

Newspaper

300
"We're comparing a drug to a baby rhino."

Model UN

300

"Wait Homeless people pay taxes?"

Jahid

300

“Your grade is next on the chopping block, like a chicken”

Ms. Livingston

Model UN

300

“How do I describe myself to little Mexican children?

Callahan

Spanish

300

“Should I be Eli’s wife or Henry’s husband…” “I’m marrying Henry.

Callahan 

English 

400

"Will threatend me. a LOT."

Lucia 

Science

400

“Imagine it, your mother’s bloody body”

Will

Model UN

400

“He looks like a deranged walrus”

Mrs. BW

Math

400

“Laura I can't tell if you are built like a toothpick or nickacado avacado in that photo”

Callahan 

Newspaper

400

"Bring In the drugs!" 

Zander

Newspaper

500

“If we talked the way we spell words in our brains it would sound weird”

History

500

"Unsavory Fellow"

Ms. Livingston

500

“You should probably fire me”

Mrs. Parsons

Science

500

“I lowkey felt like a Temu worker making these”

Angie

Pre-Scrum

500

“The american mentality is take some pills to fix your problems”

Lucia 

Spanish