out of pocket quotes
We were playing mario kart and I look at josie and said…
“DRAGON FLIES????!?”
I had three days…
“I had three days ago moes”
How is…
“How is I’m dead”
Ugh why are ya’ll…
“Ugh why are ya’ll so charitable”
I can’t tell if this is bbq powder…
“I can’t tell if this is bqq powder or dry skin”
I wonder how…
“I wonder how unoxygenated water tastes”
I eat…
“I eat you tonight”
WHAT THE…
“WHAT THE FEINIOUS”
You are…
“You are…an ogre…”
Sigh..Clean bluds…
“Sigh…Clean bluds popcorn hands”
JOSHUA don’t…
“JOSHUA, don’t pee in the trashcan AGAIN”
GEOO…
“GEOOOO AWAY??!?”
My fingers…
“My fingers hurt all the day”
UP YOUR…
“UP YOUR BOOTY HOLEEE”
Were gonna get so many strawberry donuts…
“Were gonna get so many strawberry donuts I’m not gonna know what to do with my mouth”
I’m a proud…
“I’m a proud maggot”
IM LITERBY…
“IM LITERBY JOT LIDDING”
You know, children of your…
“You know, children of your elk are going blind”
Anna Ricks is the…
“ANNA RICKS IS THE SKINNIEST BULLY IN TOWN”
Look straight so I can…
“Look straight so I can eat your nose”
Patooey!…
Patooey! I have lice!!
We come with…
“We come with the utmost respec”
I thought I found a shack head…
“I though I found a chapstick under the seat but it was actually half a shack head”
You will get squished…
“You will get squished…like a pie”😏
I didn’t ate…
“I didn’t ate those!!”