Now THAT'S What I Call Funny!
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Dude, Where ISN'T My Car?
Guess the Laffy Taffy Joke
Don't Pick "800" in this Column
200

this sonic character will compliment you at the bathroom

who is Shadow the Hedgehog?

200

Crabbage is doing this right now

Playing in a rigged gameshow
200

my car is next to the patty wagon at this location

where is bikini bottom or the krusty krab

200

because they're shellfish

why don't clams share?

200

the best Sony Pictures Animation film

what is Into the Spiderverse (I'll also accept Surf's Up)

400

the sound that this makes đź—ż

what is the vine boom sound effect

400

Crabbage's ratio of crab to cabbage (ex. 25% crab 75% cabbage)

what is 50% crab 50% cabbage

400

my car is in this fictitious town, home to a movie theater and some goofy dinosaurs

where is Fossil Flats?

400

you planet

how to you set up a space party

400

the only Nintendo home console without an original Zelda game

what is the WiiU

600

this guy says "hey y'all"

who is Scott the Woz

600

Name a single thing in Crabbage's Twitter bio

what is “Animator” and "Youtuber", or Button Boi, or 3D Pen Lord, or Sherb’s #1 Fan, or Professional Bingus, or Swagapino, or Banner made by @PantslessPajama

600

DAILY DOUBLE! (if you get this answer wrong, your opponents points double) my car is parked in the fourth level of Sonic the Hedgehog!

where is Labyrinth Zone?

600

because it rises in the yeast

how is bread like the sun?

600

this Pixar movie released in 2019

what is Toy Story 4

800

the funniest YouTube channel on the whole website

what is Qweba

800

On this month and year, Crabbage thought: "sweet! a longer spring break! I just hope this pandemic thing doesn't last that long, lol"

when is March 2020

800

my car is getting bigger and smaller in this mario 64 level!

where is Tiny Huge Island

800

because he was outstanding in his field

how did the scarecrow get a promotion?

800

I like the way you think!

Here's 800 points for free

1000

some may think that B.C. stands for Before Christ, but it actually stands for this

who is Big Chungus

1000

the password to Crabbage's YouTube account

*******

1000

my car is parked in the same country and Stonehenge!

where is England

1000

a gummy bear

what kind of bear has no teeth?

1000

the first iPhone without a headphone jack

what is the iPhone 7