Jokes
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What is a carrot?
Peanut _____ and jelly sandwich
What is butter?
A big and scary cat with stripes.
What is tiger?
The third planet from the Sun. (Hint: We live here)
What is Earth?
I am an animal with a long neck. I love to eat leaves.
What is a giraffe?
What is a cat's favorite color?
What is purrrrr-ple?
When you leave the house, lock the _____ behind you.
What is door?
This animal is famous in Australia and has a pouch.
What is a kangaroo?
He was the first president of the USA.
Who is George Washington?
I am a fruit with the same name as my color.
What is an orange?
What's a ghost favorite fruit?
What is BOOberries?
The opposite of soft is _____.
What is hard?
This animal has sharp teeth, lives in the water, and can see in the cark.
What is a shark?
90% of the people in the world write with this hand.
What is right hand?
I am a type of flower known for my beauty and thorny stems.
What is a rose?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is a gummy bear?
You will be lucky if you find a four-leaf _______.
What is a clover?
Double Jeopardy!
Small and scaly with a long tail and four legs.
What is a lizard?
The cone-shaped buildings built by the Egyptians
What are pyramids?
Sprinkle me into your food and I'll make it taste sweeter. The kids love me but the dentist says I'm "bad for your teeth"
What is sugar?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
What has a neck but no head, and two arms but no hands?
What is a shirt?
Movie theater _____ is better than microwavable.
What is popcorn?
A green sea creature with a hard shell.
What is turtle?
A video game character that drives a car with his brother. His brother has a green hat and shirt and they both have mustaches.
Who is Mario?
I am a red gemstone that you can find in a jewelry store.
What is a ruby?