Jokes
What did the egg say to the frying pan?
You crack me up!
What sport would you say, "Don't argue with the umpire?"
Baseball
In spring the days get .... and the weather gets .....
longer and warmer
We watch fireworks in the summer on July...
Fourth
More lobsters are caught in (state) than in any other state.
Maine
What do alligators drink before a race?
Gatorade!
What sport in called "crew"?
Rowing
April .... bring May .....
Showers and flowers
In the summer the days are ... and the nights are ....
Longer and shorter
The first nuclear powered submarine was built in Groton, (state)
Connecticut!
What are two things you can't have for dinner?
Breakfast and lunch ;)
In what sport can you have a "full court press?"
basketball
Monarch butterflies begin to migrate north after wintering in ...
Mexico
When it is summer in the Northern Hemisphere it is winter in the ...
Southern Hemisphere
Florida
Why didn't the rooster go on the rollercoaster?
He was a chicken
What sport do the San Francisco 49-ers play?
Football
What do people plant on Arbor day?
Trees
In the summer, just north of Fairbanks, the sun lasts ... hours
twenty-four
The Eiffel tower is in what city and country?
Paris, France
What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
Tyrannosaurus-wreck
In what sport do you dress up like football players but use a stick and net to catch a ball?
Rugby
On Memorial Day we honor those who ...
fought and died serving in the Military
More thunderstorms occur in the (season) than in any other season.
Summer
Rwanda, located in the heart of (country), is one of the cleanest countries in the world and offers chances to hike and trek through the dense (type of forest).
Africa and rainforest