Riddle
A man goes out for a walk during a storm with nothing to protect him from the rain. He doesn’t have a hat, a hood or an umbrella. But by the end of his walk, there isn’t a single wet hair on his head. Why doesn’t the man have wet hair?
He’s bald.
What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?
Alphabet.
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.
What do the letter "t" and an island have in common?
They're both in the middle of water.
What movie character says, “To infinity ... and beyond!”
Buzz Lightyear
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look back, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people on board are married.
What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS.
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
What is the only planet in our solar system to rotate clockwise on its axis?
Venus
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday.
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9.
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
What is an eight-sided shape called?
Octagon
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
9.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Who did the U.S. buy Florida from?
Spain
: I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A carrot
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?
Nine years.
Who has married many women but was never married?
The priest.
What produces the majority of the breathable air on earth?
The oceans