flirting gone too far
"I promise I aint no jezebel"
resident talking about the four different guys she was pursuing
"the robe invites.."
John Watson
"I am Bottom North's mother"
Liam
"I used to drink lamp oil"
Hannah mcarty
"are you a mom?" to a student in spence
Alex
"are we allowed to sneak girls back here?"
resident in williams
"I have contraband in my room rn"
Luke howard
"I thrive in chaos, the moms love me"
some resident
"there is a dog with a diaper in the lobby"
aj steffa
"I'm fully a straight man, but his eyes are beautiful"
Jonah
"you taught me how to launder money"
Alexander
marshall: "I am an adult"
____: "are you sure?"
bekah
"the algorithm that I'm on right now is just guys kissing each other."
Jacob herschel howard
"my mom thinks my dad is gay"
Landry
"im not gonna look but I think it's a guy"
Alex
"we'll just play til someone can't have kids anymore"
caden rainwater
Sara to John Watson
"and it doesn't have anything to do with meth"
the marshall burleson
"the average Brazilian wax in Texas costs $60, that's some real value there!"
Jake howard
"daddy shea"
Philip
"I don't want to touch any more than what I've been allowed to touch"
Landry
"a small is a little risky"
Liam getting a new resident his shirt
"put me in a kennel and I'll be good for the day"
Sara
"I'm gonna eat ittttt erggggghhhh"
Philip *like a gremlin