Why?
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We are friends cause we are both nuts.
What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper
What kind of music scares balloons?
Pop music
Why was the Easter bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day.
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
Why do fish avoid computers?
So they don't get caught in the internet
You look a bit flushed
What do you call a boomerang that wont come back?
A stick
Why do beets always win?
They are un-beet-able
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
What often falls at the north pole but never gets hurt?
Snow!
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What’s worse than finding a worm in the apple you just bit into?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta!
Why did the piece of bread get sent home from school?
It was feeling crummy!
Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?
Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves.