Dad Jokes
Why can’t a leopard hide?
It is always spotted
Which princess lost her glass slipper?
who is Cinderella
Who is Harry Potter’s godfather?
Sirius Black
What is an insect with dots on it
Ladybug
What comes out of a volcano?
Lava
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad
What is the name of the princess with the very long hair?
who is Rapunzel
Who is the head teacher for Slitherin house?
Severus Snape
What do pandas eat every day?
Bamboo
Name 3 planets
Neptune, Saturn ,Mercury, Earth
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web
Who's the woman who tries to steal the dogs in 101 dalmatians?
Cruella Deville
What animal is in the Gryffindor Emblem?
Lion
How many horns does a white rhino have?
2 horns
Whats the biggest star in OUR solar system?
The Sun
What does a cow use to do math?
Cow-culator
How many wishes did the genie grant Aladdin?
3
Harry's two best friends names?
Ron and Hermione
Who is bigger a lion or a tiger?
tiger
What is the hottest planet in the solar system?
Venus
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved
Snow White lived with 7 dwarves, name 3 of them
Sleepy, grumpy, sneezy, happy, doc, dopey,bashful
Name the 4 Hogwarts houses
Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff
What do you call a baby goat?
kid
What is the process called in which plants make their own food
Photosynthesis