what has to be broken before you can use it
an egg
what goes up but can never go down
age
what cant talk but will reply when spoken to
an echo
( at least someone will respond to me)
whats black when clean but white when dirty
a chalkboard
yes i did use alyssas old ones do i care
no no i really dont
im tall when im young but short when im old
a candle
a man in the rain has no umbrella or hat but he didnt get a single hair on his head wet why
he bald brother
the more there is the less you see
darkness
(i bet thats the only place you wanna be alone at)
what gets bigger when mores taken away
the hole of my deepest thoughts
What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
a mirror
what question can you never say yes to
are you asleep
i shave everyday day but my beard stays the same why
im a barber snip snip
(but not for dad he needs the hair)
i follow you and copy you but you cannot touch me what am i
a shadow
(at least im not lonely)
im as light as a feather but the strongest person canont hold me for more than 5 mins
breath
(if you die you die your holdin your breath right)
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
one brother
what is always infront of you but cant be seen
(no brenden its not air}
future
every single person jumped off a plane but there were two left how
they were a couple
( you dont need a parachute if you only gonna skydive once)
what has keys but cant open lock
a piano
(just use a lockpick)
where does today come before yesterday
the dictionary
(idk either)
What can you catch but never throw?
a cold
what can you break but cannot touch
a promise
I have branches but not a tree what am i
a bank
( im broke i aint got no bank)
what can you hold in your left hand but not your right
your right elbow
what canont be put in a sacepan
its lid
(unless the lid upsidedown)
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.