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Back Injuries
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100

Who faked a back injury so he would not have to do push ups?

James

100

I just want to sit in my chair

Armani

100

Why was the broom late?

It overswept 

100

What fast food restaurant aired ads featuring a man who lost 245 pounds eating only their products?

Subway

100

What is the most important meal of the day?

Breakfast

200

How do I treat a pulled muscle in my back?

  1. Apply cold. Cold helps reduce inflammation, which is the primary source of pain in the first few days. 
  2. Use compression
  3. Rest
  4. Stretch
  5. Skip push up day
200

I am tired, so I lay under the kitchen table

Colonel..... that is spelled so weird

200

Why did the vampire take art class?




He wanted to learn how to draw blood

200

What fast food restaurant sells the Big Mac?

McDonalds

200

What red food is actually a fruit and not a veggie?

Tomatoes

300

What are the 3 categories of back pain?

  • Axial pain. Also called mechanical pain, axial pain is confined to one spot or region. ...
  • Referred pain. Often characterized as dull and achy, referred pain tends to move around and vary in intensity. ...
  • Radicular pain.
300

I never turn my camera on

Samantha

300

There were three girls going to school.  They were sharing 1 umbrella. How come all the girls did not get wet?

Because it was not raining

300

What fast food restaurant boasts that you can “Have it your way”?

Burger King

300

What is the only fruit to have seeds on the outside?

Strawberries 

400

What are common back injuries?

Herniated or bulging discs

400

I always get on 3 minutes late

Joey boy

400

Why are fish so clever?

They live in schools.

400

What did McDonald’s restaurants first introduce in 1968?

The Big Mac

400

Deer meat is known by what name?

Venison

500

An injury to the ligaments or muscles in the back

sprain or a strain

500

Who does rolls thinking he is in the circus?

Kam

500

Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?

He was always monkeying around in class.

500

What fast food restaurant is credited with introducing the first modern-day drive-thru window?

Wendys

500

Are humans omnivores, herbivores, or carnivores?

Omnivores