Lincoln Life
This is the college team most people in Lincoln are legally required to have feelings about.
What are the Huskers?
This is the magical time when students suddenly remember they “forgot” to ask to use the bathroom.
What is the middle of instruction/teaching? OR What is 10 minutes into class or until the end?
This app is where people scroll for “five minutes” and then realize it is suddenly tomorrow.
What is TikTok?
These red spicy chips leave evidence on your fingers, desk, hoodie, and probably your soul.
What are Takis?
How Many cats does she have and what are their names?
2, Hubble Roderick and Freya Jane
This Lincoln place has animals, walking trails, and at least one student who will say, “I went there in kindergarten.”
What is the Lincoln Children’s Zoo?
This object is never sharpened when you actually need it.
What is a pencil?
This is what students say when their phone is at 2%, even though they watched videos all morning.
Answer: What is “Do you have a charger?”
This drink comes in a pouch, gets stabbed with a tiny straw, and has caused many cafeteria tragedies.
What is a Capri Sun?
This is the color of Beatty's soul. Also her favorite color even if Mady says it washes her out.
What is black?
This downtown Lincoln area has the arena, restaurants, events, and people pretending they know where to park.
What is the Haymarket?
This school item somehow contains one worksheet, three broken pencils, a crushed granola bar, and emotional damage.
What is a Chromebook bag?
This camera angle makes everyone look like they are being interrogated by a ceiling tile.
What is the front camera / selfie camera from below?
This cafeteria item is either amazing or deeply suspicious, depending on the day.
What is school pizza? (Also acceptable: Salsbury steak, creamed turkey or BBQ chicken)
Of these countries, which has Beatty NOT been to? Italy, Canada, Bahamas, Iceland, Mexico?
What are Canada and Mexico?
This road is famous in Lincoln for having approximately one million restaurants, stores, and traffic lights.
What is O Street?
This phrase means “I absolutely did not listen to the directions.”
What is “Wait, what are we doing?”
This phrase means someone read your message and chose peace, violence, or avoidance.
Answer: What is “left on read”?
This is what happens when someone opens a bag of chips in a silent classroom.
What is everyone turns around?
What sports did Mx Beatty do growing up?
What is synchronized swimming, horseback riding and rugby?
This Lincoln weather event can happen in the morning, disappear by lunch, and return by dismissal just to be dramatic.
What is snow / a snowstorm?
This is the rare academic event where every student claims they were “just about to turn it in.”
What is a missing assignment?
This is when your phone hears you say “shoes” once and suddenly every ad is for shoes. Totally normal. Not creepy at all.
What is targeted advertising?
This is the universal student trade offer: “I’ll give you two of these for one of those.”
What are snacks / chips / candy?
What ethnicity is Mx. Beatty mostly?
What is Scottish?