Riddles, Riddles, Riddles
What has a bottom at the top?
Legs.
How soon are you supposed to have face to face contact with a child after your Prep Meeting.
5 days! And guess what?! You're supposed to see the parents, too!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot.
Ms. Whhhhalllleeeennnnn
What animals sleep for up to 22 hours a day?
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it?
A secret.
When is your first Family Report due?
60 days after being placed in care (out of home cases) or 60 days after and assessment is completed (in-home cases)
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you an me, something smells.
Don't be thrown off by my colorful do-s, I love advocating for kids! In fact, I CASA'd all-over this town before I became a caseworker.
Danielle Ward- no, like a name, Ward. Not ward of the court... get your mind out of the gutter!
What is the loudest animal in the world?
The Pistol Shrimp.
The Pistol Shrimp is capable of snapping it’s claw shut so rapidly, that it creates a bubble which collapses to produce a sonic blast, louder than a Corncode’s sonic boom.
It is tall when it's young and short when it's old.
A candle.
How frequently are you supposed to review your ongoing safety plan?
Every 30 days.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.
I worked at Willamette Family and have 3 adorbs kids.
Courtney, oh hay!
The smell of a skunk is powerful enough for a human to smell it from how far away?
Up to 3.5 miles away.
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence.
When are Supervision Plans due?
30 days after a CANS level of 1 or more is assigned to a child in foster care. They need updated every 90 days.
Whatdya call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
I'm only here part time but I give full-time energy to my cases!
Davinnnnaaaa
This animal's eye is larger than it's brain.
An Ostrich
It has to be broken before it can be used.
An egg.
When id discovery due?
Once a month post-jurisdiction. Weekly pre-jurisdiction.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
It has Greece at the bottom.
I might not look it, but I used to skateboard before it was the "cool" thing to do.
Matt-Im super hip-Guyton
What mammal has the shortest life span?
A House Mouse lives for an average of about 1 year.