brain tessers
a man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner hes bankrupt. why?
hes playing monoply
it looks green, it opens red. what u eat is red. but what u spit out is black
watermelon
i sometimes run, but i cannot walk. you always follow me around what am i?
your NOSE
do skunks celibrate valintines day?
sure there very scent-imental
there was a girl name felicia and she was leaving what did her friend say to her
bye felicia
in 1990, a person is 15 years old, in 1995 that same person is 10 years old how can this be?
the person was born in 2005 BC
a container without hinges lock or a key yet a golden treasure lies inside me what am i?
an egg
imagine you are in a dark room how to u get out?
STOP IMAGINEING
do female deer like mrs clause
Yes they Fawn all over her!
what breaks when u say it name?
silience
a man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other, the man calls his dog who immediatly without getting wet or without crossing a brigde or boat. how did the dog to it?
the river was frozen.
give me food and i will live, give me water and i will die, what am i?
fire
this guy runs fast but cannot stand. people ride this horse that never eats grass. what is it?
bycycle
dogs have fleese what do sheep have?
fleece
what do u call a women witha. frog on its head?
lily
what is special about these words about these words: job, polish, herb?
they are pronounced differently when the first letter is capitalized
how do u know carrots are good for your eyes?
have u ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
what is a horse favorite sport
stable tennis
how does a dog stop a video?
he presses the Paws button
what do u call someone hanging on a wall?
Art
a man is looking at a photogragh of someone. his friend asks who is it. the man replies. Brothers and sisters, i have none but the mans father is my fathere's son who was in the photogragh??
His son
if there are three apples and u take two away how many apples do u have?
you took two apples, so you now have two of them
what sickness do cow boys get from riding wild horses?
bronchites (bronc-itis
how many sheep do u need to make a sweater??
i Dont know. I did not think sheep could knit!
what do u call a guy who fell over board and cant swim?
Bob