Family stuff
Jokes/riddles
Totally random
Food
100
What is the real reason why mommy and papa got rid of their cat?
Nobody likes cats.
100
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
So what color were the stairs?
There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
100
What is the only marsupial that lives in North America?
An opossum.
100
The color was named after the fruit, not the other way around!
A orange obviously
200
No ACTUALLY how come?
Because it was too much work and they were not allowed to have it.
200
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
Because it has a hole in it
200
The only fruit that has seeds on the outside.
A strawberry
200
This food used to be sold as a medicine, which makes NO SENSE.
Ketchup????????????
300
Remember how in casa Layla used to only go for ___ ___?
Half a day!
300
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
300
What is the only body part that stays the same size from birth to death?
YOUR EYEBALLS
300
This food used to be mainly purple, but is now usually a different color
A carrot
400
Today, papa got a flat
tire
400
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
400
It is illegal for a plane to fly over this building.
The Taj Mahal
400
There is such thing as soup made out of ________
hippopotamuses
500
what is your issue tissue?
500
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
500
What is Triskaidekaphobia?
The fear of the #13
500
India produces the most....
banana's