Trips
What trip are we going on this summer?
A trip to Hawaii!
Where were fortune cookies originally from?
Japan
I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A Candle.
Who is Delia's favorite dog?
PENNY!
She is also the stinkiest though. :p
How long is a goldfish's memory?
goldfish can remember things for months and can even be trained to navigate mazes.
What has one eye, but can't see?
A needle
What is Delia's sun sign?
Sagittarius.
What was the name of the mountain that we climbed and Delia HATED?
Bonus points* Where was it?
Croagh Patrick
*Ireland
How long does it take to digest a piece of gum?
Same rate as any other food.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
A "ton" (backward it is "not").
What earrings was Delia wearing tonight?
Pink dangly earrings.
What color is your blood while it's in the body?
It is always dark red, It only looks blue through your skin because of the way light waves are absorbed and reflected by your tissue.
A man walks into a restaurant and asks for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says "Thank you" and leaves. Why?
The man had the hiccups. The waiter scared them out of him, so he no longer needed the water.
What does Delia want to be when she grows up?
Children's therapist
OR
A 6th grade ELA teacher
What trip did Delia learn that the Easter bunny, and Santa weren't real?
Trip out west with Mama
Where do Camels store their water.
Throughout their bloodstream.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner together. How is this possible?
She took a photograph of him and developed it in her darkroom.
1 or more name/s that I would like to name my child when I grow up?
Ruby (Girl), or Judy (Girl), or Charlie (Boy)!