FUNNY (insane) Jeopardy
What has many rings but no fingers.
A failed proposal with a lonely, distraught man kneeling down to no one (if you do not say every single word u fail)
What do teachers think when they get home.
Im quitting ma @#%#%^&^$%^&&&*^%$$###@#%^&&%$##$%^^&&%#@#$%%^%$##%%%^^&&^&&&&&^%$#$%^&&&^%%% job (I was gonna add lots of cursing here but figured Jeopardy labs might not like it)
What does ukulele mean?
idk I'm an idiot didn't pay attention in music class
What are the names of the people that created this?
Idk I forgot ma name and my partner is imaginary friend.
Boonana
Translates to banana
You can buy this but you can not throw it.
Happiness
What does Andy see lying in the pit once he has gotten drunk, and when he falls in? (From Parks and Recreation)
A Toaster (Season 1, Episode 3)
What is my fav song to play on the ukulele?
What is small, round, and throw able?
Your little brother (unfortunately, I am that little brother :()
Bello
Translates to hello
What has any kid learned in any class this year?
Anything. (you must add a period)
What fluid are 90% of humans mostly composed of?
Tequila
What instrument is the ukulele most closely related to?
The Machete
What is school for?
Por papor
Translates to please
What is my best friends name?
No one I am incredibly lonely and unlikable.
How many times did Frankie say it was funny when Brick asks her for an Ipad? (From The Middle)
70 times.
What feeling does the ukulele induce on its listeneners and players.
Pain and terror.
What is the biggest land animal?
The Blue Whale
Bank yu
Translates to thank you
What is something that has a face but cannot sing?
Taylor Swift
What is worse than 67?
9-5 (a job)
Why did everyone start to play the ukulele's again in the 1990s, although they had been pretty much dead for 40+ years?
Cuz they were bored and depressed.
What is the third planet from the sun.
Pluto
AHHHHHHHHHH
Translates to AHHHHHHHHHH