Funny
Jokes
100

How old are you.

-∞

100

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

200

What is your name

123456789

200

what did the sea say to the sailer

nothing, it just waved

300

How much would, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck

how should i know

300

Why did the apple get sent to jail

It was rotten to then core

400

Who let the dogs out

the door opener

400

What do you call it when a billboard falls on you

a really bad sight

500

am i in your house

every second

500

How did the kangaroo steal the car

it jumpstarted it