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What are 2 things you can never eat for breakfast?
lunch and dinner.
What is always coming but never arrives?
the future
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
fire
What two keys can’t open any door?
A monkey and a donkey
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter ‘W’
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a ‘G’ and it’s gone!
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
4
You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on board is married
If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”?
E-G-G W-H-I-T-E
What is yours that others always use?
Your name.
How can a person go 25 days without sleep?
They sleep at night.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
a Towel
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Nowhere. They're survivors!
What can be broken but never held?
a promise
What goes up but never ever comes down?
age
What can one catch that is not thrown?
a cold
What word would you use to describe a person who does not have all their fingers on one hand?
normal
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
wrong
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
a secret
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
No time. The wall is already built.
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
He's bald
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
A candle
Who is the best Phineas and Ferb character?
Doofenshmirtz
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
Day breaks and night falls