Dad Jokes
What is a cow with no arms and no legs called?
What is "Ground Beef?"
What always goes up but never goes down?
What is your age?
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
What is "It gets toad?"
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
What is a battery?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a mail box?
What is "Bill?"
You can break me easily without even seeing me or touching me. What am I?
What is a promise?
What do you call a cow wearing stilts?
What is "High Steaks?"
When it rains I go up. What am I?
What is an umbrella?
What place are you in when you overtake the person in second place?
What is second place?
What do you call a girl with one arm and one leg leaning on something?
What is Ilean?
I never ask questions but I have always answered them. What am I?
What is a doorbell?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
What is "Phill?"
What is tall when its new but short when its old?
What is a candle?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep?
What is "Matt?"
What has to be broken before you can use it?
What do you call a boy on the grill with no arms and no legs?
What is "Frank?"
Always old, sometimes new, never sad, sometimes blue, never empty sometimes full, never pushes always pulls. What am I?
What is the moon?
How does the sky pay its bills?
What is a "raincheck?"
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
What is darkness?